snazzycookies: thisloserhere: aceofknives: davestridersthrobbingcock: bearidan: foamfiend: disasta: ohdarjeeling: sammneiland: “how much was that?” …dang. “Mine I must improvise to his because of his great size.” i„, “¡Jesús, María Purísima!” my mother cried. o m g the sixtieth page of this book is seriously 1 short sentence and then the longest sentence in existence jfc  there are only 3 sentences on this page what do i do its kinda funny though the name ‘benedick’ is mentioned at least 20 times i counted nine from the 60th page and reached page 62 near the end and im not typing that sentence it goes on forever ‘tales from shakespeare’ is probably one of the worst books i could have picked up damn the word tongues is mentioned if thats interesting dang i shouldn’t even reblog this  ”HOW WAS THE MAN ABLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?” ……WELL. I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT THAT. “The items force the MANHANDLED CAKE into the TOILET.” oh ok isdhgfiuadshf “Flowers of ink spurt commas in showers that hover above them, over their bent buds, like dragonflies that buzz a bed of flowers… and the prickle of straw makes their cocks hard.” oh my god this is hilarious i can’t even what is my life right now “With a great laboring of her wings, she bore it upward.” … Maybe I should read something other than fantasy when I’m trying to fall asleep. “If so, show the output.”  haha, even a technical book can be a little kinky. Slightly.  Man I am such a nerd. ‘It was lucky there weren’t many customers, or I would have heard unwanted thoughts galore.’ I have no idea what this is supposed to mean…
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“how much was that?”

…dang.

“Mine I must improvise to his because of his great size.”

i„,

“¡Jesús, María Purísima!” my mother cried.

o m g

the sixtieth page of this book is seriously 1 short sentence and then the longest sentence in existence jfc 

there are only 3 sentences on this page what do i do

its kinda funny though the name ‘benedick’ is mentioned at least 20 times

i counted nine from the 60th page and reached page 62

near the end

and im not typing that sentence it goes on

forever

‘tales from shakespeare’ is probably one of the worst books i could have picked up damn

the word tongues is mentioned if thats interesting

dang i shouldn’t even reblog this

 ”HOW WAS THE MAN ABLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?”

……WELL.

I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

“The items force the MANHANDLED CAKE into the TOILET.”

oh

ok

isdhgfiuadshf

“Flowers of ink spurt commas in showers that hover above them, over their bent buds, like dragonflies that buzz a bed of flowers… and the prickle of straw makes their cocks hard.”

oh my god this is hilarious i can’t even what is my life right now

“With a great laboring of her wings, she bore it upward.”

… Maybe I should read something other than fantasy when I’m trying to fall asleep.

“If so, show the output.”  haha, even a technical book can be a little kinky. Slightly.  Man I am such a nerd.

‘It was lucky there weren’t many customers, or I would have heard unwanted thoughts galore.’

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean…

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