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snerk whoops apparently I was REALLY tired when I was finishing this up. FIXED XD

Sufferer and Psiioniic, Primary Colors universe, written for RobotSquid

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“Your hair is a mess,” you break the kiss to chuckle.

“What?” he asks distractedly.

You bury your slender fingers in his scraggly hair and accidentally get caught on a small tangle.

“Ow!”

“See?” You carefully work through the tangle and then smirk, pulling a handful of his hair so that he looks up at you. You kiss him forcefully and then pull away. “Sit down; I’ll take care of it.”

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    • #late night inspiration to write
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  • 3 months ago
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A thing for Cissie. Because I love jirking off. XD

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  • 3 months ago
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So the oh-so-lovely DerpyJen sent me a fanmail that said she was looking forward to more stories from me, and when I asked for a request for something to write, she said Karkat/Jade. Which I ship like scorching, so here you go. (And, yes, it could fit into my AU, but really, it’s just a drabble, I guess?)

No clothes are removed, and there’s only mouths on mouths, necks, and hands, so I guess it might be sfw? lol idk it’s pretty sexy ngl. Anyway, read more for the sake of your Dashes.

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There are times, when you’re alone, that you find yourself wishing desperately that no one would ever bother talking to you again. Some idiot would come to you and start spouting intelligence-sapping drivel, or some moron would ask you to fix their messed up quadrants, or there would just be too many people around and you would feel like you can’t breathe.

But then there are other times when you are alone and your hand starts idly squeezing nothing more than air and you realize that you want someone to hold. Or, more accurately, that you need to be holding someone.

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  • 4 months ago
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Obviously Insane

Title comes from the song Perfect Situation by Weezer.

Fits in with my Annual Post-Sburb Christmas Party AU, only this is from the Trolls’ side of the story. It started out as one thing and then I accidentally crackship’d…? (I like Karkat and Vriska together, okay? Shut up. Any quadrant, really. And aside from being on opposite ends of KarGamVri, I don’t know why I do.) Also, this AU has game-deaths obviously being unimportant after the game, so no one’s dead. Because if you die in a game, you don’t die in real life. Well, most of the time…? Anyway, Vriska/Karkat/Jade/Dave and Vriska/John/Rose and hints of various troll/human all over the place.

Terezi still held Dave up as being the pinnacle of coolness, Kanaya would occasionally apologize for using Rose-esque levels of double-speak, and John was everyone’s definition of an accomplished prankster. As for Jade… Well, no one talked about her, at least not around Karkat. 

Enjoy.

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  • 4 months ago
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Pyrrhic

A fanfic for Doctor Horrible that I’m writing. Since I know some of my followers haven’t seen any of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, and because I think they should spend 45 minutes and do it if ever they have the opportunity, I’ll put it under a Read More. As with SCAB, I’ll update this post as I write more, and release little “Update” notifs with links back to here. Takes place a while after the end of Dr. Horrible, so spoilers. Dear heaven, the spoilers.

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  • 4 months ago
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How do you reblog your own stuff?

In any case, this was kind of buried by ranting. Enjoy!

Scrapes, Cuts, And Bruises

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  • 4 months ago
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Scrapes, Cuts, And Bruises

Here’s what I’d written previously in that previously-mentioned Parkour!Dave fic I’m writing. Angst, physical exertion, and eventually pawssibly a crack pairing to come? I’ll update this post as I write more and announce any updates with little text posts that link back here or something.

I was about to call this story Scrapes And Cuts, but then realized what that acronym would be. So here’s SCAB. Also, for extra points, scabs are also proof of injuries. Sometimes, I feel clever. I also sometimes get the impression that I will regret this title tomorrow. Oh well.

If you have any comments/questions about anything, be it technical questions about parkour, backstory for this AU, whatever, I’ll answer anything.

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Dave breathed with the movements, feeling the rush of air between his lips, feeling the pounding blood as it rushed through his limbs, feeling the stone and metal and concrete under his hands as he vaulted obstacles, climbed walls, swung through railings, and landed in a crouch after a jump, rolled, and continued running. He flew across the terrain, over and through obstacles without being hindered at all.

Dave slowed to a stop at the top of a stairwell and looked down through the center of it. He’d been down and up this same staircase more times than he could count, though only a few of those were by actually taking the stairs. He knew exactly how much distance there was between one landing and the next, how far it was from one edge to the opposite one, how long it took to drop from here to there, all without knowing a single measurement. He knew it in his body, if not in his head.

He was bored.

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  • 4 months ago
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I Shine So Bright When You’re Around

Okay, so I got a burst of inspiration, so I finished it much earlier than I was expecting. Happy birthday, Rose! Stay beautiful, you classy lady.

The title is from the song Who’s To Say by Vanessa Carlton.

Wrote this to celebrate Rose’s 16th birthday today. Fits in with my Annual Post-Sburb Christmas Party AU. Cute little John/Rose fluff. Read it below the break.

 

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  • 5 months ago
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Jade's Mix CD for Dave

As seen in The Best Soy Latte That You’ve Ever Had And Me.

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  • 5 months ago
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The Best Soy Latte That You’ve Ever Had And Me

Title comes from Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me) by Train.

Wrote this to celebrate Dave’s 16th birthday today. Fits in with my Annual Post-Sburb Christmas Party AU. Cute little unofficial Dave/Jade fluff. Read it below the break.

A little late, but I went on an unplanned excursion to the mall today. Got a cute hat out of it, though, so not all bad.

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  • 5 months ago
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A Scarf For Her Birthday

best title ever

Wrote this to celebrate Jade’s 16th birthday today. Fits in with my Annual Post-Sburb Christmas Party AU. Cute little unofficial Dave/Jade fluff. Read it below the break.

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  • 5 months ago
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Dave: Ask Jade.

A musicfic based on All I Want For Christmas Is You by Michael Buble, and set in my Annual Post-Sburb Christmas Party universe… Read below or on my deviantART.

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  • 6 months ago
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Soft (Rose/Jade - NSFW)

I started writing this little PWP smutbunny last May, and finished it the other day. Rose is a soft, elegant woman that Jade adores and looks up to. Rose… let’s say Rose wants to help her friend get to sleep. Noncommittal sloppy make-outs and Friends-With-Benefits-type benefit-having on a sleepover. NSFW LESBIAN PRAWNS. Read it below the break.

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    • #I love the word supple
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    • #what every guy thinks every slumber party is like
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  • 6 months ago
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Just gonna set this down right here…

Just figured that maybe if it was up here, she might see…

Here’s a story I’ve been writing, based on Emi’s story 4 Chords… It’s on my deviantArt because my Tumblr is brand new and I’m still figuring it out. ^u^

Part one

Part two

Also, while I’m at it…

4C!Karkat and Gamzee

Source: kankurounokugutsu.deviantart.com

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  • 6 months ago
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